A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly
Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts
by T-m gold February 01, 2016
by gunguything October 04, 2022
These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.
Wait.
Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023
Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.
by Horny Giver December 27, 2021
by Leard of the cult of gay satan May 25, 2020
by Dinglenut bomboclat May 01, 2024
A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.
Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.