Gold pill

The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.

Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."

by rational_man May 11, 2025

Gold pill

A philosophical approach to relationships advocating the benefits of 1. men and women coming to the relationship table with a material and financial commitment to each other, and 2. rejection of the romantic love model due to it being an inadequate basis on which to build a life and pay for a family.

Sonya wanted to get married but comes with a lot of student debt and an expectation that Johnny pay for all her needs. Johnny swallowed the gold pill and told her that he couldn't marry any woman who contributed nothing to the marriage.

by Mundus_imaginalis June 1, 2025

Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a women.

As a Gold Star Gay, who had never had sex with a woman, Brad was assured a lifetime of hot gay sex with a lifetime of hot gay men!

by The Zeffster June 1, 2025

Walking on streets of gold

Used by christians referring to someone deceased.
Based on the Biblical description of heaven, saying it has streets of gold.

“Did you hear what happened to Tony?”
“Yeah, he’s walking on streets of gold.”

by justadudeusingthis April 11, 2024

William Patrick Spencer Gold

a big ole cutie pie!!

Omg! William Patrick Spencer Gold??? You're such a cutie pie!!

by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024

Gold Knight

Gold Knight is a synonym for the idiom "Knight in Shining Armor."

A Gold Knight is a man that helps a woman when she's in distress. This chivalrous man protects women in difficult situations if necessary. He is always ready to rescue her from distress. This type of man also has a heart of gold, meaning that he treats others with goodness and kindness.

My husband is kind to people and determined to fix problems. I married a Gold Knight!

by Mister Arbiter April 25, 2024

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024