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giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.
by GigaChode February 25, 2023
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chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.
by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014
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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
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Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin
by anonymous May 3, 2024
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chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick
cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER
by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008
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