Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size

"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"

by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024

Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode

Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024

Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.

Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.

by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023