Beef Whistle

Used to describe ones asshole particularly one emitting gas.

It's beef whistle time! Toot! Toot!

by the noah June 24, 2005

Beef Jerky

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."

by Gavyn August 24, 2004

beef dip

Slang used in some parts of Saskatchewan and Alberta to describe a very good-looking person. The second of four different ratings: Salsa, beef dip, onion dip and bean dip.

"Whoa, that guy's a total beef dip!"

by Toria Spencer March 20, 2008

Beef Brondo

Is a Bro who is exploding with muscle mass and is physically better then everyone else.

I was at the gym yesterday and this beef brondo destroyed the bitches by flexing his abs and biceps.

by briondo beach brondo August 11, 2010

phantom beef

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.

Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.

by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016

Beef Boiling

1) What Rafe does.

2) The mother of all chionging brittons.

3) The act of stirring beef broth with your dick.

1) Oh baby.

2) See chiong.

3) See broth (Beef Boiling).

by JAJISS October 2, 2008

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 4, 2004