Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.

“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”

by BDizzy January 29, 2024

Herkin Jerk

When you jerk your homie off with your ass-hole and then he starts 69-ing with you.

When you're kicking it with your homie and you Herkin Jerk him

by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency

“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”

by get_josh December 12, 2023

JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””

“You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”

by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018