ElzearYoung's definitions

Punch some cones

To smoke a bong.

"So, what do you think about the isolation?" -

"Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just, uhm, punch some cones for a couple o' days."

by ElzearYoung December 3, 2020

trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 7, 2024

woofing

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

by ElzearYoung April 7, 2023

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025

one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025