lez-chow

A sexual object for lesbians, e.g. an attractive woman in jail. From Family Guy S10E14.

Stewie Griffin: "Man, when she goes to jail, she's going to be major lez-chow."

by ElzearYoung August 12, 2025

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023

The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025

one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

by ElzearYoung July 09, 2025

the big ML

The Mona Lisa, a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

I'm going to Paris tomorrow, I'm so looking forward to seeing the big ML!

by ElzearYoung March 11, 2024

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

yellow stuff

Unhealthy food that is yellow(-ish), like crisps or chicken nuggets.

I used to go out with someone that would only eat yellow stuff.

by ElzearYoung March 29, 2023