ElzearYoung's definitions

The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025

Clauditorium

An auditorium that belongs to someone named Claudia. Such as the balcony in the studio of the British TV show "Strictly Come Dancing", where Claudia Winkleman interviews the dancers.

After receiving the judges' comment, the dancing pair made its way up to the Clauditorium.

by ElzearYoung October 1, 2025

lez-chow

A sexual object for lesbians, e.g. an attractive woman in jail. From Family Guy S10E14.

Stewie Griffin: "Man, when she goes to jail, she's going to be major lez-chow."

by ElzearYoung August 12, 2025

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025

the big ML

The Mona Lisa, a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

I'm going to Paris tomorrow, I'm so looking forward to seeing the big ML!

by ElzearYoung March 11, 2024

yellow stuff

Unhealthy food that is yellow(-ish), like crisps or chicken nuggets.

I used to go out with someone that would only eat yellow stuff.

by ElzearYoung March 29, 2023