Benjamin Luke Turek

Pookie Bear 🐻

Benjamin Luke Turek is pookie bear 🐻

by Benothy February 11, 2024

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024

DJ loves turbo

bro should seriously watch sssniperwolf

DJ loves turbo is 20 years old rn

by Radiohead lover 69 February 23, 2024

Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.

As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.

by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024