Your Burden

a term used in a situation when something happens and you either blame it on the person next you or have the person next you deal with saying "your burden" and walking away

lilly & kate are talking
sam(runs up to both lilly and kate):
sarah herd tom cheated on her with one of her friends!

lilly: your burden. (walks away)

by gah!queen March 31, 2009

National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th

Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!

by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025

yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

Your mom

So your mom means That the person who sent this to you is superior because i said so

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

Therefor, worhsip anyone who says "your mom" :)

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

by Your mom 🥶🤪😏😎 November 25, 2021

your head is to gas like your the shit or something

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

by oreo32 October 28, 2011

Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021