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White Whale

When a Field Goal or Extra Point is blocked in football. It is called white whaling because the blocking a field goal is just as hard as finding a white whale
Oh shit, Jamie Collins just White Whaled the extra point.
by LedgendaryMens September 11, 2016
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.
I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale
by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023
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Whale Burger

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.
I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.
by kaoa October 13, 2022
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Whale Whore

A girl who constantly goes after guys who are the size of ginormous whales.
Denny: “Did you hear about Sarah dating that sweaty looking fat fuck named Taylor? He is light years out of that girls league.

Frank: “That is what’s known as a whale whore.”
by Deathman173 January 22, 2018
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Sperm Whale

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
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The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
by Nosher little August 15, 2022
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