slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

Water hopper

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.

"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

by Sandy cheeks May 1, 2014

water-cookies

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies

yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.

by water cookies November 3, 2013

turtle in the water

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

by Young Musky November 17, 2013

Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.

The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.

by btracyd May 11, 2015