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Cock Rocking Twat Waffle 

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage
when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

rofl my waffle

rolling on the floor laughing on my waffle (:
rofl my waffle!

like hahahaha :D
rofl my waffle by Becka Millar June 10, 2008

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'
Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

blue waffle 

it is a disease on the vagina which makes ass hole and vagina area turn blue usually tastes good x:P
blue waffle by CMKID March 12, 2010

Belgium Waffle 

When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.
Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.

Soggy waffle 

A girl with a ass that looks like a soggy waffle
Wow she is a soggy waffle
Soggy waffle by Samsam12370 February 28, 2016