Soup Waffle 

When someone drops a loose duece on your foot while you are wearing sandals.

That pipe cleaning goof Green Mike was all liquored up, took a shit and left a soup waffle on my foot.

Soup Waffle by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Affle Waffle 

slang for Waffle House

Affle Waffle gave me the squirts.

Affle Waffle by Ryannie November 18, 2009

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle 

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

rofl my waffle

rolling on the floor laughing on my waffle (:

rofl my waffle!

like hahahaha :D

rofl my waffle by Becka Millar June 10, 2008

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006

blue waffle 

it is a disease on the vagina which makes ass hole and vagina area turn blue usually tastes good x:P

www.bluewaffle.com blue waffle

blue waffle by CMKID March 12, 2010

Belgium Waffle 

When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.

Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.

Belgium Waffle by THE Callous Phallus July 2, 2014