New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 11, 2023

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

Jersey Slide

when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.

Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.

by Larry Kleist December 7, 2023