Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

Jersey

Someone's name and phone number often used in flirtatious situations.

I was really feeling that girl from last night so you know I had to get her Jersey

I know we just met but I'm really enjoying your company. You should give me your Jersey, I'll call you tomorrow, and maybe we could go out sometime?

by Dzmusic September 8, 2014

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013

jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.

I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial

by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.

Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.

by blkbm January 21, 2024