Punching the turtle 

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

Punching the turtle by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

Angry Sea Turtle by thateinsteinguy April 9, 2016

lucid's pet turtle

an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.

person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH

lucid's pet turtle by PDuctions May 18, 2020

Awkward Turtle 

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.

Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.

Awkward Turtle by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008

purple turtle 

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

purple turtle by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Frightened Turtle Effect 

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

Frightened Turtle Effect by Blaker April 27, 2006

Navajo Turtle Pie 

When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.

Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!

Navajo Turtle Pie by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011