Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise

A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.

Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...

by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009

sunrise surprise

When one gay male is having anal sex with another gay male and the male that is fucking the other male in the ass, shits in his hand and rubs it in the other males face, while he is fucking him.

Dude I totally gave this random gay guy I met at the club the sunrise surprise last night.

by Big Dick Swag2 December 13, 2010

Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006

suph

it has the same meanning with "what's up", to make it shorter. Or it's the short version of "what's up"

Person one : "suph two !"
Person two : "suph one !"

by adaniel_vVv April 6, 2007

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

Chocolate Surprise

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!

by farttroll February 27, 2003