banana split

When you stick a Banana in a girls pussy and whipped cream up all of the inner thigh and then put whipped cream on her boobs with cherry tits.
My girlfriend gave me a banana split for my b-day.
by Dan J. August 25, 2006
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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
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banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.
I gave her the old banana hammer last night.
by Nachtein January 24, 2012
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banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.
Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?
by Tyler March 08, 2005
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banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."
by endless lip June 23, 2008
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banana bandana

Another word to describe a condom! scrumdilliumptious
"Before we did it, I had to put on a banana bandana."
by YOURGRANMA March 07, 2009
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swallow-a-banana

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).
Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.
by Franz Liebkind February 10, 2009
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