Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

Russian Landscape by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009

Russian Blumpkin

When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.

"Dude, me and like 20 friends just stood in line for an hour to get a russian blumpkin."

Russian Blumpkin by Lusk1993 February 21, 2010

Russian 

You are a Russian if:
1-your body composition is 75% vodka.
2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams.
3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit.
4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it.
5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.

1-Igor:drink vodka cola!!!!!!!!!!!
2-Anton:A+ actually.
3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
English dude:I beg your pardon young
man?
ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover??
5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink

Russian by averagepapa January 8, 2005

Russian hand job 

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)

Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.

Russian hand job by chrisballs June 22, 2008

Russian Sunglasses 

1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia

1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!

Russian Sunglasses by mankeyrox November 11, 2011

Russian hand warmer 

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!

1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."

Russian hand warmer by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012

rusting

Rusting describes the activity where a person gets lost in the virtual video game world called Rust, by Facepunch Studios.

Dude asks:

"What will you be doing tonight?"

Guy answers:

"I will be rusting."

OR

Co-worker says:

"Will you be rusting tonight?"

Nerd answers:
"Yes. Server West Cost | No Craft C4. Call me and we can Skype."

rusting by Mr_White_Yo March 15, 2014