peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

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Love Pee

The accidental act of releasing urine while ejaculating on a girl's face. True love is only noticed you expel your inner bacterial fluids, of course.

"Jesus fucking Christ, did you just pee on me?!" --Darling, I love you so much that you made me release my Love Pee onto yourself.

by Ballsackicus February 20, 2017

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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.

Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024

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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

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