Lord Bergström

The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.

He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords

Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015

Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström

by TheRealLordBergström August 18, 2017

Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Lord berry

A fun, sweet, nice person who is awesome and Funny and cool and smart and is a lord.

Omg ! That is so lord berry

by Knee pseudonym June 5, 2021

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Discord Lord

the stereotype mod of discord who will ban you for the littlest things like memes in general and saying the same thing twice in a non spam channel but sometimes it's a good thing because they will ban trolls before anything too annoying happens

omg that guy is a Discord lord, he kicked my friend, he just said that he's gonna post memes in general

by The Meme leee March 2, 2022

Lord Yeomans

The Lord Yeomans
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.

Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.

He arrived in a faded Citroën DS, the sort of car that smells of pipe tobacco and confidence parked it perfectly, nodded once, and everyone knew. A real Lord Yeomans.

by Saint Jeb October 27, 2025