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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
mugGet the Boat Nazismug.

treesh on a boat

a treesh on a boat is a when a treesh (commonly paraphrased to a cheating whore), is caught in the middle of a group of guys who have extreme sexual urges towards her. She is in a relationship but is "on a boat" from her floating around from homie to homie within the group. The most alpha in the group will crack her at the end of the night and thus put an end to the treesh floating around and toying with the boys.
Oh my god, look at Katie over there. She's in relationship and talking to all those guys so flirty. She is acting like a total treesh on a boat.
by PocketPahouds July 22, 2025
mugGet the treesh on a boatmug.

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male
Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine
by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Boat Missilemug.

BOAT

BOAT is and acronym for Bops Of All Time such as movies, songs, and media that deserve such praise.
"Damn Say It Ain't So is a BOAT"
by The machine that runs on vodka October 21, 2018
mugGet the BOATmug.

Koter boat

A race car a boat a rock crawler and a bitchin ride all condensed in a dodge dakota
Hey did you see that koter boat?
by Tyler_spees May 28, 2019
mugGet the Koter boatmug.

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.
Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.
by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023
mugGet the Queer boatingmug.

darnell boat

by RD aka LB July 1, 2017
mugGet the darnell boatmug.

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