John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
by Prescott Peterson June 28, 2011
A device that enlarges the penis.
Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
by SirFishouse December 14, 2005
An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
by C-K-L November 07, 2007
A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
by Jason May 07, 2003
When you have a huge penis
by Shatinator March 14, 2007
a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
by maks August 06, 2006
A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
by mariomario August 26, 2006