enough to make you slap your momma 

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

enough to make you slap your momma by R-S October 29, 2006

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade 

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade by Cont78 March 29, 2010

Go make your own goddamn sandwich 

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

Go make your own goddamn sandwich by Willoe June 19, 2011

I'd make her breakfast in the morning 

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

I'd make her breakfast in the morning by Codester124 February 23, 2010

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

Doesn't make me a bad lad 

Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.

Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"

Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"

Doesn't make me a bad lad by Julian McKenzie April 15, 2009

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! 

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010