Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!

“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”

by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020

kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!

“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”

by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020

Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats

Trevor Johnson is so sexy!

by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.

"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020

sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual

“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020