jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

jeick

jeick is another word for “retard”.
Hes also a type of chinese species. Often works at SHEIN. Retired ABB (asian baby boy). Diet consists of boba and cats.

“Dude don’t let the cat out! Theres a Jeick outside…”

by sigmarizzgyat_69 May 29, 2024

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024

jerkable

noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now

Example: "Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024

jerkable

adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now

Examples:

"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."

"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."

"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024