it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 04, 2020

wuh'ant me

Used when someone is caught red handed doing something that they were not supposed to be doing; short for "wasn't me".

Judge, "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?"

Defendant, "I plead wuh'ant me"

Judge, "We have video tape of you doing it, pictures, finger prints and an eye witness"

Defendant, "I don't know what you think you saw on the video tape, but it wuh'ant me."

by dell315 January 10, 2011

could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

thrill me

Something said in order to encourage or confirm

Person1:"Are you sure you want to do this?" Person2:"Thrill me"

by The_intellectual June 17, 2017

Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

snatch me

Making someone youre significant other

Snatch me - John said he wanted to snatch Lily.

by Jimmy13131313 June 27, 2017

Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023