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Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”
Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner
by The God of Many. September 3, 2023
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family guy

person a: "Hey do you wanna watch the simpsons?"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
by ummmmmmmmmmidk123 November 6, 2022
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Happy Family sticker misfit

The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.
I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.
Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021
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Family Diamond

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.
Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.
by JDUB187 June 22, 2011
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Ur Family

When someone tells you ur mom or ur dad you defeat them using ur family
Jack: Ur Mom
Jhon: NO YOUR FAMILY HAHAHAHA
by looooooooooooooldaswft January 25, 2022
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Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
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