door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009

back door man

Often times referred to as anal sex, "back door man" also means to enter the vagina from the back side so you can pleasure her breasts and clitoris more freely with your hands.

doggie style - back door man

by back door man September 3, 2013

solo dolo

Solo = Alone
Dolo = Fraud

Spanish for 'Lonely fraud.'

Kid Cudi: The lonely stoner, Mr. Solo Dolo. He's on the move, can't seem to shake the shade.

by chantoke April 18, 2010

Front-door faggot

Some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. Men like this can also be defined as "that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie."

Bob: Hey frank you know that new guy jim?
Frank: Yeah what about him?
Bob: He is a front-door faggot! I was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.

by ncsteezy September 11, 2010

Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

door hinge

something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!

door hinge is two words.
It is a part on a door.

by mr.Brown September 4, 2006

dolo

penis. similar to boto meaning penis in Filipino. 2. used to tease

man my dolo is real hard. 2. man he is such a fat dolo.

by kden September 24, 2007