man cold 

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'

man cold by j11119999 January 26, 2006

Bastardly Cold 

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind

"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"

Bastardly Cold by mib2347 December 17, 2011

Vietnamese cold roll 

A Vietnamese cold roll is when a Viet man dips his penis into cold fish sauce (nuoc mam) then puts his cold erect smelly penis into a girl to give her a Vietnamese experience.

Girl 1: Vietnamese guys are really bad at sex acts.

Girl 2: That's not true. A Viet guy gave me a Vietnamese cold roll and it felt so good!

Girl 1: Wow! I want a viet guy to give me a Vietnamese cold roll now!

Vietnamese cold roll by VietnameseGod August 13, 2014

give the cold shoulder 

to snub someone; to not pay attention to

I tried to get the CEO to show some interest in me at the party, but he would just give the cold shoulder

give the cold shoulder by BlueJersey January 4, 2014

Columbian Cold 

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.

Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.

Columbian Cold by jakeo May 25, 2006

Bitch this chicken is cold 

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

Bitch this chicken is cold by MrBates July 22, 2010

a cold one 

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.

Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.

a cold one by One of the boys. June 1, 2017