Skip to main content

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
mugGet the Keyser Coffee Filter mug.

jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee
boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure
by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022
mugGet the jihad coffee mug.

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
mugGet the Coffee machine mug.

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth
by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021
mugGet the coffee teeth mug.

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
mugGet the Coffee Creamer mug.

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
mugGet the Morning Coffee mug.

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.
If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
mugGet the Coffee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email