grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 8, 2018

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

irregular coffee

Acronym for Dutch: Koffie verkeerd (in French: Café Latte).

Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.

'Doe maar koffie verkeerd!'
'koffie verkeerd!!!'

Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?

Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!

by pieceocake November 29, 2012

Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…

Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!

by baebae123 July 16, 2021

Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.

Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”

by sea net playa September 9, 2021

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 8, 2021

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021