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window licker 

a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around
Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
window licker by Teresa Anastasia February 12, 2007
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window licker 

someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves
window licker in ireland someone from roscomman

windowwashing 

Windowwashing is when two people are in the act of sex and one of them decides to defecate on a window and the other person goes over and licks the window clean.
Did you hear? Emily and John were "windowwashing" the other day.
Yea. I know it still smells even though I am in the hotel room over.
windowwashing by DatJewLion August 19, 2014

Window Shopping 

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.
"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"
Window Shopping by Vladimir December 3, 2004

Window Helicopter 

Sometimes when your driving on the high-way with your windows open it makes that kind of wah wah wah wah helicopter noise
Window Helicopter by Kballa50 April 25, 2009

back off the window

To re-think a bet, having learned new information.
My favorite morning DJ Brother Wease of Rochester,NY, uses tons of slang for differnet reasons. He is a poker addict, and gambling in general.
During the Friday movie reviews, the critic claimed 300 would pull in 25 Million plus! Wease was ready to start a bet, the critic statedd nothing else was opening up. Wease said, he better "back off the window"

Window Licker 

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.
Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.
Window Licker by Bumpy Grey December 20, 2008