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Stole My Waffle

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day
I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.
by jmrs January 15, 2011
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Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion
Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon
by Obviously correct April 12, 2023
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Homie waffle mix

How to address a homie that is wholesome and has always been there for you.

Why waffle mix? Because i said so.
Jack: hey greg i heard you needed sum cash *hands greg 50 bucks*
Greg: bruh thank you my homie waffle mix
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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Barking at the Wood Waffle

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.
by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019
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BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...
BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...
by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016
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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.
Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.
by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017
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