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Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…
Wettest Willy by TheWillier February 5, 2026
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Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.
Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that

Wolski Willy Whip

A Sex move where you hit your partner with your Penis, Originated in Poland many years ago.
Laura: Bibby hit me with the Wolski Willy Whip please.
Bibby: sure thing "hits with the Wolski Willy Whip"
Wolski Willy Whip by top jeeter March 23, 2026

Jilly Willy

When you stick your dick in a stinky, vinegary, snatched, and it comes out like a marinated piece of jerky
After a long night in Jill ham wallet, Sean was suffering from a super serious case of Jilly Willy
Jilly Willy by Bid dick THI May 19, 2026

Pop-up Willy

a toaster, something that you stick a piece of breat in to make toast or possibly grill cheese sandwich
Man stick your fork into pop up Willy n get my eggo

twaty little willy 

a Hermatherdite bits
an example of twaty little willy is a person who has a penis and a fanny

Kenyan Wet Willy 

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"
Kenyan Wet Willy by kenyanlova November 8, 2011