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J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.
Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!
by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
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PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011
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Wii-J

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.
See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.
by KevinOwen November 30, 2009
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j dot

A person who hovers around a group and contributes nothing to the conversation consistently. people will try to slowly ease them away but if they do not take the hint this is when a tag along becomes a j dot/j.

It can be changed based off of the first letter of that person's name
John: Peter go away you're j dot
Peter: How am I a j dot
Everyone: you just are
by t4gtc October 31, 2019
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The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
by unearthen November 24, 2018
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Bo J

My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.
by Bo J Bandit February 24, 2011
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J-Jitters

Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*
by nathurnal July 1, 2009
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