coffee hole

Another name for Coffee Catz in Sebastopol--where people go to sit there and drink coffee, chain smoke, and talk shit all. day. long. There's even coffee hole time, which is reeeaaaal slooowww.

Catherine: where have you been for the last 50 million hours?
Meredith: sitting on my ass at coffee hole, where else?

by Mermalium July 23, 2008

coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person

the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers

by Sexydimma January 31, 2015

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.

Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023