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bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.
Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.
by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016
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Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.
Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!
by Antiseve November 9, 2017
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
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Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020
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bro heavy

Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.
I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016
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Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.
Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018
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