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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
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Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021
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Shark

You know damn well what a shark is. You searched urban dictionary on urban dictionary because you're bored.
"Shark" is not a god damn sex act. "Sucking a dick." Is a sex act, go get out there and do some sex acts instead of looking at urban dictionary.
by Surrenderthecat April 23, 2023
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Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.
"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"
by Peht March 16, 2025
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Love Shark Day

April 3rd, we will all show our love and affection towards "SomeRedShark", a moderator of Floppa's Cafe, a 5k member discord server.
by Physresoul April 2, 2021
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Shark

Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly
Bob: Hi Dick.
Dick: Oh my god Bob I just had shark, something you'll never be able to do
by maximitis May 14, 2025
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