Swag Fail

To have a swag level of 0.. In which you try to rock jean shorts..rocawear..southpole..and anything that can be bought at below retail price.

Did you see the new cholo? Talk about Swag Fail.

by Ole Swagg Master August 16, 2011

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Swag Surfing

1. When one has so much swag that they can surf on it.

2. When one is really hyped up and is going ham.

"Oh my gosh! I won the lottery! I'm swag surfing!"

"Damn, I can't believe I made it to the best Urban Dictionary entrees ever! Swag surfing!"

by Swagsurfer September 20, 2013

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mature swag

it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.

"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"

"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"

"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"

by coolcatmad April 28, 2011

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