Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 03, 2024
Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.
by Cagalon February 16, 2020
to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments
"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."
by Ra$PutiN December 30, 2011
Robert Zoost Realty has an award-winning team of real estate professionals. They are committed to providing exceptional service, with a thorough understanding of the Okanagan real estate market.
by rzooster November 22, 2021
To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 03, 2022