poop crystals 

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

poop crystals by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

poop scab 

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

poop scab by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

Poop face by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

poop fuck by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007

poop hammer 

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

poop hammer by metro anthony November 3, 2005

poop fetish

An obsession with poop. To the point where you look at poo, collect poo and use it in sentences too much. One Symptom may also be googling poop more than once a day.

''she was obbsessed with poop.... her history was filled with it!..she must have a poop fetish! "

poop fetish by poop bomb March 22, 2012

Poop Slut

One (male, female, other, or both)who is pleasured by frequent anal interactions e.g. anal penetration by penis, finger, or toy; oral anal foreplay (anal kissing); or just pooping.

Meet Mary. Mary habitually partakes in anal pleasantries. One year during Mardi Gras, Mary received many beaded necklaces- all of which she shoved up her ass- therefore making her a poopslut.

Poop Slut by Layana September 1, 2005