Ownion rings

Traditionally eaten with Rape Sauce.

12 year old kid that killed you in Halo: Ya biznitch, you want some rape sauce with those ownion rings?

by funroe 42 November 30, 2009

Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Myra owns Small Tits

Myra named girls have Smallest tits ever Seen on this Planet

Myra's Tits are even Smaller than her Patience level

Myra Owns Small Tits

Myra has Flat Chest!!WTF Bruhhh

by Irondildo October 28, 2021

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Ownage

When you see something of someone elses (ie photo or picture), you can call ownage, letting you "own" it...technically.

Person 1: *Uploads new photo on MySpace*
Person 2: Nice, I call ownage =D

etc, etc...

by TheBryan January 16, 2009

owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006