Boner Nose

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.

"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"

by Dafodude October 8, 2004

dick nose

a fucking idiot. that just is being a stupid fuck

hey fucking dick nose lets move.

by butch May 13, 2005

wet nose

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.

i accidently gave my girlfriend a wet nose last night

by [e-mail] April 18, 2010

nose ring

Both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.

If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring... read this:

Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose pierced!
Fret: So then DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Ettie: ..Hey!!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from your nose
Ettie: WHY, what are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from his nose*
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose*
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch my nose, Fret?
Fret: OMFGZ ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
Ettie: Omfgz, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM MY LEFT NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO RELEASE AIR FROM THEIR LEFT NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL MONSTER!
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away*
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!

by runchi November 8, 2006

Nose Gomler

When you are really sick and your nose is so plugged that you can't breathe or speak correctly, you turn into a scary monster called a nose gomler.

for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.

Kah-Kah-Kah-Kah, I'm such a nose gomler.

by The Nose Gomler July 9, 2006

Nose Ring

When you stick your penis inside someone's nose then proceed to masturbate and cum inside their sinuses

I gave my sister her favorite nose ring, but not the jewelry kind... you feel me my ninja

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022

Nomed

A debilitating fungus that strives on the genitalia. Causes respiratory problems and baldness.

Nomed is a bitch.

by blahz July 10, 2003