Landon Webster 

A ginger who chokes a lot and spends a ton of money at a fast food restaurant such as culvers and buys 3 triple butter bacon burgers and a family size onion rings and a oreo cookie ice cream thing and eats it all and goes back for round 2 and adds on some cheese curds and he also has sub woofers that play by themselves and he is also dating randi miller from pine creek high school and he chokes, that is all

WOW REALLY DUDE?! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW YOU FAT ASS! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW CHOKE! You mean landon webster?

Landon Webster by The Fish Head December 11, 2010

wet landini 

when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.

I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.

wet landini by Danny Ponder March 19, 2004

landmaster 

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.

Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"

landmaster by David Sakurai January 11, 2009

landing strip 

Genital hair trimmed in a neat, narrow, long strip

She has a cute little landing strip.

landing strip by Robert Morrison September 21, 2003

"stick the landing" 

Execute flawlessly from the beginning through the end. Follow through.

All phases of the sales cycle require great attention to detail but to be successful, we must "stick the landing" to close the deal.

"stick the landing" by Gia M December 26, 2006

Landwhale 

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

Landwhale by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Landline 

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

Landline by mahka42 December 28, 2005