by DANIER0U September 22, 2023
Get the Daniel Friday mug.An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".
Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!
Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!
I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!
Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!
I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!
by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023
Get the Thank the Universe it's Friday mug.Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.
The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.
Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.
Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
Get the Black Friday mug.The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!
by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025
Get the Friday speech mug.A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.
by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025
Get the Freaky Friday mug.An indie rhythm game created by Ninjamuffin99 about a short blue-haired bisexual with ADHD and huge feet named Boyfriend trying to get freaky on a Friday night with his girlfriend Girlfriend, but her parents want him dead. The game is mostly played by neurodivergent queer people (like me :3) and brain-rotted children. However, despite the game's player base being mostly iPad kids, the game is peak, and if anyone says otherwise, disassociate with them immediately, because they're probably a sociopath.
by Anti-Garmadon December 17, 2025
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