Ice Berg-ing is when you cut a glory hole in the bottom of a snack size ice cream carton and do not finish eating until you either bust a nut or finish the Ice Cream.
*Girl sitting in Ice CreamShop*
“I was in Brandon’s house the other day and seen a picture of Dr. Phil taped to a Ben&Jerrys carton and when I went to pick it up it started dripping extra salty vanilla ice cream”
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nicejizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.