I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021

Taylor Swift Happy

You are so happy that your jumpy like taylor at the grammys!

Person: You seem happy!
You: Oh I'm Taylor Swift Happy.

by noahtheclown April 11, 2021

money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)

how to make someone happy - go do it!

by secret4you October 31, 2021

I'm just happy to be here

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:

Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022