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Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device
I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019
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pootie hammer

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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bullish engulfing hammer

A reversal so monumental that it marked the change in the markets and society.Hammer candles represent a day so good because it started out okay then got so bad it was horrendous and then reversed so hard the it was a major positive day. A bullish engulfing candle started out below yesterdays low and the overcame all of yesterday to go higher than yesterdays high. Now both at the same time. *

* Is it just me or is the title "Higher than Yesterdays High" a good motto
The bullish engulfing hammer candle made me serious money.
by Bullish Engulfing Hammer October 30, 2023
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
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Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher
by lilviny409 November 22, 2024
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