The human equivalent of a chewed up piece of gum melted to the bottom of one’s shoe. A pain in the ass. Has the worst fucking music taste I have ever heard. Courtney’s tend to have a fake world in which they live in but sometimes it’s nice when someone comes along and humbles them.
by Idk how I got here November 24, 2021
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Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
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Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021
Get the Court system mug.Super friendly, pretty and can be amazing friends if you can get over the b.s. made up stories, and over exaggeration stories that never involve her, always change; are never the same each time it’s told. Definitely one of a kind. Smart, like book smart. Most definitely not street smart. Favorite words are: “like” and “yeah” usually together (I.e; “like yeah” “yeah like” “and yeah like, but like”). Courtlin is very conceited, doesn’t give a f**k about anything, you best believe she will make sure it benefits her!
“Courtlin, that’s not how it went.”
“Courtlin, that’s most definitely not what was said.”
“Come on, don’t be a Courtlin.”
“Courtlin, that’s most definitely not what was said.”
“Come on, don’t be a Courtlin.”
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Oh, your a COURTNEY. No wonder. That gorgeous complexion and flawless personality you have is finally explained.
by 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 January 19, 2022
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