Closet Faggot 

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!

They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.

Closet Faggot by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

closeted marxist 

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.

- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.

closeted marxist by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018

Closet mom 

A woman who is not upfront about being a mother.

“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom

Closet mom by Ubbhed September 7, 2019

Closeted pedophile 

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.

A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!

Closeted pedophile by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021

shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.

Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?

shit closet by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011

Supremacy Closet 

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry

Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.

Supremacy Closet by Yeobright April 10, 2011

cloak closet 

What old farts call a coat closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.

cloak closet by oeMiD January 5, 2014