scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 2, 2021

semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

child is clips

it’s over or done with

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips

by Kambambam April 15, 2024

Child

The next stage of a baby.

There are so many child's in the mall.

by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021