crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Running circles

If someone runs circles around you they are sped

“I am running circles around you”

by Bigboger August 5, 2021

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

Gent Circlejerk

When a group of choral scholars and ley clerks gather together in the gardens of The Chateau to eat Jamaican chicken and get pissed.

Hey, wanna come over and have a wank with me tn?
Nah, sorry m8 I've got Gent Circlejerk

by herberthowells October 8, 2023

trans circlejerk

The fate of most shitposting communities on reddit. People spam "trans rights" and take over the subreddit. When you point out that posts are supposed to be funny they will ban you for transphobia

r/196 and all its related subs have become trans circlejerks

by ttttttffffxxxxxx January 10, 2024

Skinny Circles

a skinny circle does not exist. because a circle isn't skinny.
sure, fat circles are fair games, but it's because it's BIG, the polar opposite is SMALL not SKINNY.

"skinny circles haha funny"
"the polar opposite is small you fucking idiot"

by Pig Man, Pig Fan January 15, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025