spread anal

similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.

I walked into the bedroom and she was on her stomach spread anal.

by rwakemanster March 15, 2011

Anal Breeze

When you fart and everyone in the room smells it.

He knew why Steve was laughing when the anal breeze set in.

by TainTedMeAt January 2, 2009

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

by ten inch steel September 6, 2011

anal extravaganza

When you rip someone’s intestines out though their anal tube.

I don’t like Judy but she is very attractive, might as well have an anal extravaganza with that hoe.

by _roach.killer_ August 6, 2019

Anal teeth

When you have a relaxing poo... nearly finished, but you have to bite with your bumhole to snip that last bit of shit off

I was trying my best to complete the poo of the day, butt I should just chow down with my anal teeth to finish this shitoff

by Rrraaapp September 21, 2016

Anal Boxing

An internet video of a person repeatedly shoving his hands in another mans ass hole.

Dude that video Anal Boxing turned me on.

by mAGGLEY May 28, 2016